From my info @ fcshirtsunited.com inbox this morning (yes, really):
Dear Sir,
My name is [redacted], I’m working as (AGENT) with the Liaoning Whowin FC. We are urgently looking for a coach for our Club.
Salary $31,000 per month, contract agreement 12months. If you are interested forward your Resume for assessment and contact me directly for further negotiation.
Regard
[redacted]
All I need to do is learn Chinese and move to Shenyang in China’s Liaoning Province. Oh, and learn to be a football coach, I suppose. Or, I can keep working on this site; to be competitive, I just need people to start buying about 1,000 shirts per day.
